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Joke of the Day

"Quebec lovers Why do Quebecers like to make love doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game at the same time!"

"Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States."

"He told me he wanted a dirty girl so I didn't shower for two weeks. Now he won't return my calls. Forget women, MEN and their mixed signals!"

"Push up bras A push-up bra is like a bag of chips. You open it up and its half empty."

"So Amish people just yell their tweets from the top of their barns?"

"The doctor told Harry Potter to drink 2L of Water a Day, but Harry didn't listen. Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone."

"Origami Belts They're a waist of paper"

"Obama is the first president to visit a federal prison. Hes also the first black man to be let OUT of a federal prison"

"Why did the BMX date the motorcycle? He was feeling a bit bike-curious."

"""there's nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars"" Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too."