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Joke of the Day

"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says: ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable to understand English, shits on the floor and walks out of the bar."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boy scouts come back from camp."

"""Sensitive"" guys who only retweet chicks, you're not fooling anyone."

"Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, then turn it to the left. Repeat this every time you are offered something to eat."

"What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam."

"Subway's Jared got famous for fitting into smaller pants... ...now he is known for hoping to get into really small pants."

"What do you get when you combine a pun and a rhetorical question?"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race"

"Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in."

"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? So they can look like their mothers."