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Joke of the Day

"An attractive Girl sits on a guys lap After a few second the girl asks ""You don't have a boner? How do you do it?"" The man replies ""Its harder than you think."""

"A little boy skips school... Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!!"" Little Boy: ""No you go hide because I told her you were dead!"""

"A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?"

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision, guys."

"""Your resume says weaknesses: hide & seek"" Yeah ""Can you demonstrate?"" Sure, count to 10 *Counts to 10 & opens eyes* *I'm literally on fire*"

"What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop?' Dr. Dre"

"Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents? I said I'm an orphan."

"Friend's Fb post: In search of a coat hanger My comment: Are you pregnant or are you locked out of your car? I've been on Twitter too long"

"What time does the funny stuff start around here? I can come back..."

"What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar? A man with unfinnished buisness."