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Joke of the Day

"Wouldn't it be cool if Zombies & Vampires become human if we bite them first? Somebody needs to test that one."

"What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read."

"Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers one is biting hers one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!"

"What do you call a person who worships Doritos? A Chipmonk."

"""My favorite letter is X"" ""Why?"" ""Z"""

"Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu sir? Monster: No thanks just bring me the passenger list."

"Remember, Christmas isn't about how big your tree is, or what's under it. It's about who's around it."

"What does a pregnant teen and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my mom's gonna kill me."""

"I always make sure to buy high quality toilet paper... If you get the cheap stuff, you'll pay for it in the end."

"Some guys think sweaters are sexy, but I don't like girls who sweat more than the usual amount."