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Joke of the Day

"Remember, Christmas isn't about how big your tree is, or what's under it. It's about who's around it."

"What do you call two fruits that can't get married? Cantaloupes"

"wanna hear one long joke and two short jokes? Jooooooooke, joke joke."

"I love you Mario but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of"

"What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems? By sending them executables."

"When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway."

"I told my parents to vote for Trump... So I wouldn't have to take Spanish in high school"

"My exercising equipment has a hobby It collects dust"

"Today's youth are getting worse.. Today's youth are getting worse. I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle"

"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""