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Joke of the Day
"What did the mortician say to the corpse? We're gonna need more lube."
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"What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever"
"I grabbed my sisters pussy I thought she said ""Hold my Purse"""
"Little known fact: most shepards have NO idea how many sheep are in their flock.... Every time they try to count them....."
"Did you here about the circus fire? It was in tents."
"Race Horse Joke/tongue twister One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too."
"Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned? Because they all have terrible pilots."
"My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said ""bless you"" now she just staring at the bushes confused wondering who said that"
"What do you call a dead pigeon? A pige-out ...made it myself..."
"[Game of Thrones] What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend? Gilly suit"