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Joke of the Day
"Why were the other fish calling the shark gay? He swallowed all of the seamen."
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"Could have sworn my poo just shouted a vile obscenity at me on the way out. Irritable bowel syndrome."
"An Indian walks into a hotel, and the receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""
"I heard the chief of police on the news saying ""we will never forget 9 11"" I should bloody hope so its your phone number"
"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass. TL'DR - My ass."
"My signature move is getting drunk before anyone can ask me to be the designated driver."
"I pooped in 8 stores today. New record. 2 of them had restrooms."
"What do you call space herpes? Star Warts."
"*shuts down road going both ways* Right over here, officer. Here is where the accident happened. *pulls tiny sheet over squirrel*"
"Every mile you jog adds 1 minute to your life, so when you're 85 you can spend an extra 5 months in a nursing home at $8,000 per month."