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Joke of the Day

"*shuts down road going both ways* Right over here, officer. Here is where the accident happened. *pulls tiny sheet over squirrel*"

"You want to hear the best joke ever? Repost"

"What do call a 5 person orgy of only black people? A threesome."

"What N word do you not want to call a black man? Neighbor"

"Depresso; the feeling you get when you've run out of coffee."

"Juliet: you know it's true love, when you finish each other's- Romeo: LIFE Juliet: [sighs all annoyed] like why do you say shit like that?"

"wish I never spent that $20 my grandma gave me when I was 12, I could really use it right now"

"What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding? May divorce be with you"

"If you ever feel sad and blue, just remember that somewhere in the world, there's a fat kid who just dropped his ice-cream."

"What's Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? Walking Jk, rolling"