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Joke of the Day
"Marry someone shorter than you so you can hide all the good snacks on the top shelf."
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"(Meta) To all the people with disgusting ""jokes"" Guess what......... Chicken Butts!"
"I suck at sports events It's a good way to make a quick buck."
"It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races."
"What do you call ham that feels better? Cured ham."
"A man walks into a tailor to buy a tuxedo. He confidently tells the tailor he doesn't need any assistance. The tailor says... ... ""Fine. Suit yourself."""
"Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. "
"Diagnosing myself on WebMD after smoking a joint is a terrible idea, i always end up with HIV and I probably just have gas (and now anxiety)"
"I appreciate people venturing into entrepreneurship but is it really necessary to call yourself CEO when your firm is total of 3 people?"
"Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas? Because all his white friends got better gifts than him."