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Joke of the Day
"Marry someone shorter than you so you can hide all the good snacks on the top shelf."
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"Paddy says, ""Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."" ""Bugger that!"" says Mick. ""Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"""
"Q: Why did the ox fall down the hill? A: It was an oxident."
"I can tell when my skincare puns make you cry by how moisturiser."
"Just spilled beer on my crotch, so to save myself from the embarrassment, I pissed my pants. Can't have people thinking I'm a sloppy drinker"
"How do you make an octopus laugh? You give it ten-tickles"
"A guy walked into a bar... ouch"
"I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis. So far it's got 3 Reichs on Facebook."
"Donald Trump Does this count as putting the punchline in the title?"
"I'm a bit racist. I think F1 is much better than NASCAR."