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Joke of the Day

"Dreamed I won the lottery last night - $35 on a scratch ticket. Clearly I have a rich fantasy life lately."

"I'm old enough to remember when having a long cord on the home phone was privacy."

"Cinderella If you play Cinderella backwards it's a woman learning her place...."

"What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith? There isn't one."

"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"

"The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. The police charged one and let the other one off."

"A Rabbi and a Priest are walking in the park when they see a little boy. Priest: ""Hey let's go screw that little boy"" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""

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"What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs? A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia"

"Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like!"