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Joke of the Day
"Why are asprins white? Because they work!"
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"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side. ...Told by my brother last night"
"Latvian Joke One Latvian comes to other Latvian. First say ""is that potato? Will buy."" Second Latvian say ""No, is wife."" Both men sad."
"Women love a man that can cook, tell a lady you're interested in that youll cook anything their heart desires. And pray they say ""spaghetti"""
"When ya leave Twitter it's called twittercide. What about Instagram? Instagramicide? IGicide? Instacide? Gramicide? Instadead? Instagone?"
"I remember a friend asking me why I had a bottle of wine in my car, I said I got it for my wife... He said good trade..."
"Jesus reading the list of sins OH MY GOD WHO DID THAT? OH MY GOD WHO DID THIS? ...Dying."
"I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig.... Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."
"There's no I... in collaboration. Or denial."
"Want to hear a joke about a jump rope? Nah let's just skip it."