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Joke of the Day

"I've been dating a girl online who I think might be a Catfish. Every time I try to meet, her excuse is that she ""can't survive on dry land."""

"What did one friend say to another on a flight that made him get escorted off of it? (WARNING: PUNNY AS HELL) ""Hi Jack! These airplanes are da bomb!"" how did i do? thought of it a couple days ago."

"I couldn't believe it when my wife announced she was leaving me for being too lazy. Especially after I'd spent all morning taking the Christmas decorations down....."

"Thanks god my wife die. hhhhhhhhh"

"Q. ""Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?"" A. ""One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."""

"People drive too slow in the fog... I'm just over here not hitting anything. Not even my brakes."

"Judge should've sentenced Lindsay Lohan to watch her own movies... oh wait, that's cruel & unusual punishment."

"3 Jews walk into a bar... Just kidding it was a gas chamber"

"I hate people who buy gym memberships just to walk on a treadmill. WALKING IS FREE."

"So I got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out "