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Joke of the Day

"Q. ""Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?"" A. ""One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."""

"""Hello 911?"" ""Someone just stole my status on Facebook... yes, I'll hold."""

"What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat? A Fetality."

"Did you hear the one about the JRPG character who named his daughter Dot? He called for her three times, but she she still didn't answer. ..."

"me: [first gang practice] is snack time before or after the murders"

"I went the school of hard knocks... My knuckles are still sore."

"How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted? Close... but no cigar."

"What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common? They are all INSECURE."

"CNN: ""Chess grandmaster, 20, dies in parkour balcony fall"" Shoulda castled earlier."

"How can you tell the Indians were here in America first? They had reservations."