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Joke of the Day

"I bet if you punched Pamela Anderson in the boob it would leave an impression like those Temperpedic beds."

"Greenpeace have come up with a new name for shrimp hunting, claiming it's the same as mass murder. They're calling it columbrine"

"Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned"

"Top 3 invisible things: 1) 2) 3)"

"I always go the extra mile, which is why my friends don't let me drive"

"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""For God's sake man, put some pants on!"""

"Why do pirates like TIG welding so much? Because they have a good supply of ARRgon."

"Call me crazy but you can't follow, star, retweet, and trophy me and then act surprised when I show up to your house in a wedding dress."

"How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway."

"there are 2 reasons why I dont take my GF on a long ride with Audi R8 Firstly, i have no GF and secondly I have no Audi R8."