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Joke of the Day

"How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway."

"Really racist joke ""They say that black is the absence of light, but really it's the absence of a father."""

"Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."

"Men who shave their arms and legs probably shave their vaginas as well."

"After a big tsunami in Japan, the Chinese began to hoard soy sauce. So I guess you shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down."

"What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral? Don't stop, bereaving!"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? ""P"" because it's an R that lost a leg."

"If cops were really public servants they'd stop pulling me over and start cleaning my house."

"There's a type of bee that after it stings you, you pass out and it tries to have sex with you. It's a Cos-Bee."

"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds weird, dozen tit?"