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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !"
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"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: describe the suspect ""He was holding a pencil, wishing he was a real artist"" {pencil stops moving} ""And he was crying"""
"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside."
"How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."
"On page 24 of the world record book I'm listed as the men with the longest penis. At page 69 I'm listed as world's best liar."
"Is your girlfriend wife material? I'm building a giant wife."
"Giant methane storms on Uranus Ex-post from r/science"
"We would have discovered the cure for cancer by now if we rewarded, recognized and respected our scientists just as much as we do our sportsmen and celebrities."
"Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly Now I'm just ugly"
"What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y."