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Joke of the Day

"Kevin fills a beaker of water and places it on the machine... ""One liter of water."" it read. Kevin gasped and sat back in his chair ""This speaks volumes..."""

"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back"

"Nerdy/Geekyt Jokes"

"My wife's cooking is incredible! With a silent 'cr'"

"Dear Ad Agencies, Please stop using doorbells in your TV commercials. On behalf of dog owners everywhere, Thanks!"

"Just had too much fun with a woman who lost her son named ""Marco"" in the supermarket just now."

"Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!"

"Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work? Because she had a frog in her throat."

"I've put a hole in a bar of soap and I use it to masturbate. Normally I wouldn't share this kind of information, but I just have to cum clean."

"Only death will keep me from you. Or cake. Or Netflix. Or kittens....hold on, I have a list."