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Joke of the Day
"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"
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"What kind of bear is best? One that gets you an oscar"
"How do you keep a group of women from talking? Ask the oldest one to speak first."
"My husband asked me to act like a ""naughty school girl"" for him so I forged a note from my mother saying I don't have to participate."
"What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now."
"I hope that when the zombies finally do come, they're all dyslexic and they only go after Brians."
"How does Harry Potter do web design? Inspecto Elemento"
"Simon: I wrote a song Garfunkel: *reads lyrics* Garfunkel: ""I am a rock. I am an island"" dude I'm like right here. I thought we were friends"
"A midget went to visit the doctors There was a long wait and the nurse said ""you're going to have to be a little patient"""
"What does a book of definitions and an erection have in common? They're both *dick-shun-airy's* (erections are filled with deoxygenated blood.... bit of a weak connection I know...)"