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Joke of the Day
"When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go? Oh 'ewe' know!"
Next Joke
"How's it hanging? directly below the point of suspension"
"What did the pebble say to the rock? I wish I was a little boulder!"
"What was the deaf mans favorite song? The Sound of Silence."
"I saw an image of the Virgin Mary on a pumpkin! It squashed all of my doubts... And, reinforced my faith in Gourd."
"Australian is what happens when the British get wet and eat after midnight"
"I don't know who won the debate tonight but I do know who lost... The American people :("
"Just showered using my husband's man body wash and now I'm earning 23 cents more an hour?"
"If I had access to time travel, I'd use it to go back and cash in on some of those naps I was always refusing as a kid."
"I just got a DM from a guy who said he was a Day Trader. I offered him 3 Mondays for a Friday."