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Joke of the Day
"Hey man, want to buy some stolen peppers? Careful, they're hot."
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"Where do you put a Jew with ADHD A concentration camp."
"To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all."
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook? A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now"
"*breaks out of prison *hunted by police for weeks *crawls thru 22 miles of mud to your house* Me: <taps on your window> DID YOU GET MY TEXT?"
"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....... I will keep you posted."
"Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg? Because they're raster graphic images."
"I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say ""I'm hungry,"" so it died."
"My attorney likes to earn from my mistakes."
"BRAKING NEWS ... A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."