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Joke of the Day

"I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time."

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand seeing a man have a good time."

"What do you hear when a sheep blows up? Sis boom baa ~Carnac"

"What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Her: I'm running a little late. M: how many more seconds er I mean yeah sure take your time. Me, trying to play it cool with the babysitter"

"Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? sodium hypobromite"

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine & a small child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window..."

"Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its ""weird""."

"Everyone makes fun of North Korea's military Personally, I'm amazed and terrified. Just imagine what they would accomplish if they opened their eyes."

"The defendant is accused of putting a stick of dynamite into a steer. Abombinabull."