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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook? A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now"

"Where did the dog find her husband? At the Groomers!"

"An invisible man married an invisible woman... Their kids were nothing to look at either."

"My Girlfriend told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"

"Dinner at Cracker Barrel My wife and I at Cracker Barrel tonight. I looked around and said ""looks like we're having dinner at the nursing home."""

"Did you hear about the blonde who put ""Sagittarius"" at the bottom of application forms where it said ""Sign Here""."

"just mowed the backyard [idiot mocking voice] ""but deg what will u do this weekend?"" hell, the way it grows i'll be able to mow sunday idiot"

"I was walking down the road... ...when the guy in front of me turned around and started throwing milk, eggs, yoghurt and butter at me. I thought, ""How dairy!""."

"Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre? Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh."

"That awkward moment when someone is cooking fish in the office and all the girls begin sniffing themselves."