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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean."
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"I get suicidal when I play guitar So I don't fret about it Sorry [8]"
"What did one ocean say to the other? ""Check out this awesome plane I got! I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand."" ""Nah man, they aren't; I got one too."""
"What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)... A dollar gives you four quarters :-)"
"Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines."
"The day after Thanksgiving is often the biggest capitalist/materialistic shopping day every year. I'm protesting it this year, and had to think of the movement's slogan... Black Fridays Matter."
"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards."
"Canadians spend about $3.5 billion annually in Florida Plus the $5 tip."
"Change the last word of your favorite movie title to ""Impregnator"" e.g. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's **Impregnator** Transformers, Revenge of the **Impregnator**"
"What number is most common in earth sciences? e"