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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Jenner joke. Bruce's transition to a woman has been so fascinating, a whole new category has been made for him. He will be considered Transjenner."

"Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy"

"Why reddit is a murderer. Because it killed me battery"

"What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson falling down the stairs."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away sucker!"

"What do you call a crazy Mexican dog? Perronoid"

"[eulogy] ""Before we get started I'd like to ask Jenny, Dawn, Rachel, the deceased's 2 sons and the entire front row to put down your phones"""

"How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!"

"A: Have you heard that joke they don't tell retards? B: No, I don't think that I have. A: ""..."""

"People need to learn how to take a compliment... Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I've ever seen and the lady didn't even say thanks."