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Joke of the Day
"Man who run behind truck... get exhausted!"
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"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds funny dozen tit."
"Someone called me yesterday and said, ""Hello, is this Ross"" I said "" no it's Chandler"" And they hung up. So much for trying to be Friends."
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"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans."
"Did you know Kurt Cobain's gun was named Success? It went right to his head."
"I once went down on a girl without knowing she was on her period Boy was my face red."