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Joke of the Day

"The great thing about being a guy is I don't have to put on a ""face"" to go outside. All I have to do is make sure my nutsack isn't showing and I'm pretty much golden"

"What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot? In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers."

"What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl? Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."

"The man who invented anagrams has died. May he erect a penis."

"Why do you never see black people on cruise ships? Because they won't fall for the same trick twice"

"The furniture store keeps calling me back..... But all I wanted was that one nightstand."

"Dad just dropped this at my cousin's 8th birthday party...I was the only one to burst out laughing.. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."

"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"

"Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say ""wrong hole"""