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"OMG I BOUGHT A MASK AND A GUN AND NOW EVERYTHING IS FREE"
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's been knifed"
"Number Bullying 1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his throat and shouts ""Stop boolean me!""."
"What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common? They both Quackle!"
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"Things I know I cannot do but still try to: 1. Cartwheel 2. Hit the high note 3. Move things with my mind 4. Eat 'just one' 5. Be Cool"
"What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm? Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour."
"I wonder if the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter had a Plan B?"
"It's not curiosity that killed the cat ... it was procatstination"