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Joke of the Day
"hi and welcome to hidden chair club. please find your seat"
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"Just got a great deal on some bottled water. The store was having a liquidation sale."
"No, I'm not an addict I just really really need it."
"Whenever our neighbor's dog is barking, I know there's either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened."
"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling"
"Why are fat girls so good at giving head? Because they have to be."
"Practicing my ""Eye Rolling"" cause you know... tomorrow's Monday."
"Joseph confronts Mary... Joseph: ""Mary, I've heard you've been prostituting your body through the town!"" Mary: ""Don't worry, Joseph. I was just trying to make a little prophet."""
"Why are Jewish people so smart? Because they have spent so much time concentrating."
"Charm me with your beauty and intelligence or just wait till I'm really drunk."