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Joke of the Day

"What did Kermit eat after he got divorced? Pork Chops"

"The five senses are touch, smell, sight, hearing, and..... It's on the tip of my tongue..."

"These Blondes Are Dumb when i was penetrating them, they kept asking me 'is it in yet?'"

"Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers? They always miss the shot"

"Vegetarian Club I met a girl that said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but i had never met herbivore."

"Why do women prefer 77 more than 69? Because they get 8 (ate) more. Repurposed from a /u/sciomancy6 comment."

"When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?"

"I've always had a soft spot in my heart for female T-Rex because the tampon insertion must've been really difficult."

"Why was ""C"" afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because they were ""Nazis""!!!! eyyyyy :D"

"The cross country athlete disappeared Some think he ran away."