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"don't worry, i'm not like other girls *head slowly rotates 360*"

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"I like my women how I like my coffee. . . Without a penis."
"Reportedly Wayne Rooney said to Roy Hodgson ""I don't know if I'm better on the left, middle or right"" Hodgson responded ""Shut up and pick a seat on the plane Wayne"""
"What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia? Snoop Dinner"
"Did you hear about the guy who didn't accomplish anything in his life? Neither did I."
"What's the difference between Trump and Satan? Satan will at least let anyone into hell."
"Food is like Dark Humor Not everyone gets it!"
"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a child? He told me to tell you see said hello."
"What do you call a nosy pepper? jalapeno business!"
"Thought of a '2 guys walk into a bar' joke A gay guy and Sam Adams walk into a bar. The gay guy drank some Sam Adams. But only Sam Adams had alcohol that night."