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Joke of the Day

"Million dollar idea: let's start a Twitter swear jar"

"Stop calling yourself sexy. The only thing you turn on is a microwave."

"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... ...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."

"I heard abortion was really a race issue. There is no gray area its all black and white."

"Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people."

"Wolverine and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""No claws, please!"" They both leave."

"I was arrested for assault with a chicken. The cops suspected foul play."

"I'm not what you call ""country"" I play support in MOBA games because farming is a foreign concept to me"

"Fact Every 60 seconds in Ukraine a minute passes"

"I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase ""My server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."