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Joke of the Day

"A great way to relieve stress from work & family is to go for a run. Don't stop running til ur in a new town w/ a new life. You're free now."

"What's long, green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"How do you get an art major off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!"

"Irony is lost on kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally."

"What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ? They both love stoning women."

"Was going to go see The Pope the other day but too tired to go... ...you could say that I was too pooped to Pope."

"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"A black man walks into a bar and takes a seat He also takes a pen, a mug and $200 in cash."

"If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court."

"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny."