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Joke of the Day

"How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big? Ostrich-sized."

"What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume? Robbin Hood"

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Ill tell you tomorow."

"Thoughts on my new mustache. It's growing on me."

"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."

"So a blind man walked into a bar.. It really hurt"

"The only reason a Hillary Clinton presidency would be good for our country At $0.78 cents to the dollar, she'd be a bargain for our country"

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone!"

"First time I saw the Trojan bare skin condoms I was like, what? Bear skin? That seems unpleasant."

"I NEED A JOKE! I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS THE RIGHT SUBJECT BUT I REALLY NEED A JOKE THAT INCLUDES -a farmers field -a pack of dogs -burning house -a hospital -set in the nighttime Thanks so much"