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Joke of the Day
"How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big? Ostrich-sized."
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"Why do they throw so many Black men in prison? So it hurts more when the pedophiles get raped."
"Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes."
"Want to annoy the man in your life? Pronounce MMA ""mama""."
"A Monk went into a shoe store... He was doing some Sole Searching."
"What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans? Has-beens."
"GOD: did u eat from the tree of knowledge? ADAM: no...it was my girlfriend GOD: who? ADAM: u don't know her she goes to a different school"
"<---- homeless romantic"
"Im New Here"
"Do you know why nobody ever talks about womansplaining? If you don't know why then there is no reason for me to tell you."