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Joke of the Day

"Me: One day I took my friend- Him: Wait, you have a friend? Me: Yes Him: Wow, ok, go on Me: So I took my friend to the vet for her shots and"

"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."

"What do you call a group of gay cavemen? Homo erectus."

"Life is like a box of chocolates A woman can completely destroy one in minutes"

"A man was found pouring dozens of bags of frozen peas into the grave of his dead wife. He wanted her to rest in peas."

"In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say ""No Trespassing""."

"Parachute for sale: Used once. Never opened."

"How many confederate flag bearing husbands does it take to beat up their wives? None, she fell down the stairs."

"In light of all the recent blond jokes... Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them."

"What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? Drop the base."