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Joke of the Day
"Parachute for sale: Used once. Never opened."
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"Wearin' aviators tells the world you're a bad mamma jamma who ain't afraid to shin kick a terrorist or smoke a lawn flamingo if need be."
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"What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast."
"What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti? A Pastatute"
"What do you get when you have sex with an Alligator? Gatoraids"
"When was pasta introduced to the Middle East? when someone fed a genie alfredo"
"You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter"
"Doctor Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?"
"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."