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Joke of the Day

"How many confederate flag bearing husbands does it take to beat up their wives? None, she fell down the stairs."

"What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border? A Mexi*can't*"

"Guess what I got asked at the hairdresser's earlier. Fucking everything."

"Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over"

"Christmas always sucked when I was a kid... I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents."

"Why did the snowman pull down his pants? Because he saw the snowblower coming"

"3 rings of marriage 1) Engagement Ring 2) Wedding Ring 3) SuffeRing"

"My friends keep telling me I'm too indecisive And I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"We call our new maid Non Sequitur, ...because she's Latin and she doesn't follow."

"Ok how about a nail polish line for office ladies with colors like Legal pad, Non-dairy creamer, Mug stain, Excel, Boss neck..."