222632

Joke of the Day

"2 deer walk out of a bar 1st deer: Man that was crazy in there 2nd: ya I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks!"

Next Joke
 
"What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem? f(x)"
"What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of? thieves.."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her that's an awfully big word for a ten year old"
"I wanted to make a lame pun thread about fish. But its not the right time or plaice."
"""Church of England Formally Approves Female Bishops"". Congratulations British women! You can now move diagonally!"
"TIL I am bad at reposting at the right subreddits"
"I once met a prostitute that said she would do anything for $100 I said paint my house."
"If you are on a low-sodium diet avoid my twitter because I AM VERY SALTY TODAY."
"I found out I was can't wear latex condoms They give me an allergic erection"
Terms & Privacy