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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her that's an awfully big word for a ten year old"
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"Bad Joke? What did the 2 sundaes say to eachother? I wish it was SUNDAY"
"My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants."
"A mathematician walks into a bar and says ""I want 2 beers"" The bartender tells him ""You're being irrational"""
"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"
"My doctor told me, ""DON'T mix this medicine with alcohol or you could wake up somewhere naked with a monkey on your arm."" CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"
"What do you call a bat in a hurry? A racing club"
"fireworks underwater detonation petarda dum bum pod woda dum bum unter wasser"
"From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera."
"Why does a bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances."