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"Did you hear about the fight in the bathroom? Shit went down"
"""Then, the handsome prince sees her dead body laying there and has to kiss her."" ""Ummm, what?"" ""Trust me, the kids will love it."""
"We are family, even though you're fatter than me Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."" -"
"An ion walked up to Lost and Found and reported that he had lost an electron. The clerk asked:are you sure? The ion replied :Yes, I am positive.VCN"
"""Take the wheel Harry!"" said the nervous lady driver. ""There's a tree coming straight for us!"""
"We are probably the first generation that will have our user names on the headstone"
"Did you hear Donald Trump was in a fantasy action movie? He was the White Power ranger"
"watch only the first and last episodes of How I Met Your Mother. you're welcome"
"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"""