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Joke of the Day

"*deep fries turkey *deep fries deck *deep fries backyard *deep fries house *deep fries neighborhood *deep fries los angeles"

"DBZA Joke! Frieza: How do you work the Dragon Balls? Nail: Did you work the shaft?"

"Did you hear about the Roman who had his wife for dinner? He was gladiator..."

"What is a french bakers lifestyle like? Its a life of pain"

"The element of surprise is the best element on the periodic table Because you don't even know it's there."

"I saw an advert for a 1 TV. It said ""The volume is stuck on full."" Well, I can't turn that down, can I?"

"If you ask me about my love life, I can honestly say... I'm holding my own."

"My uncle has one leg. He's got a second one as as well. But he also has one"

"Wanna hear a potassium joke? K"

"If Pitbull wasn't famous he'd easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits."