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Joke of the Day
"What Did the Janitor Say When He Jumped Out of the Closet? ""Supplies!"" I'll see myself out"
Next Joke
"What do you call the useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman. 'Nuff said."
"What do you call an online relationship? E-bae... I'll see myself out"
"What kind of educational background do you need to have to work at the gas station that directs teens to their deaths in a horror movie?"
"What do businessmen and pedophiles have in common? They're both uptight cunts."
"My first kid will be named Gotham. That way when I have to get up in the middle of the night when they're crying I can say ""Gotham needs me"""
"What do you call a dinosaur with a big penis? Megalodong."
"What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth? Synthia"
"I bet some of you would absolutely kill it in a race where you had to jump over obstacles while looking at your phone."
"When you say ""liar liar pants on fire,"" it makes you a liar too. Their pants probably aren't on fire"