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Joke of the Day

"What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese? Nanking Donuts"

"Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side."

"I'm an okay dancer until I whip out the finger guns, then I'm just majestic."

"Never trust anybody who has graph paper. They're always plotting something."

"Thought I saw a fat guy doing a killer air harmonica but it turns out he was just sneezing over and over."

"LPT: When Googling ""grandfather clock"" don't forget the L."

"There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list."

"What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine? When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week."

"What's the difference between a sperm and a Young Republican / Young Conservative A sperm has at least a 1 in 100 million chance of becoming a human being"

"Sometimes I just like to switch off I think that's why I lost my job in the Intensive Care Unit"