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Joke of the Day

"What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese? Nanking Donuts"

"Aliens: take me to your leader Me: Hey babe, is it okay if we have company?"

"Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. Classic from ""What About Bob"""

"If I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, I would choose alive."

"There are two types of people in this world... Those that can recognise when data is missing..."

"I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves."

"I made a fortune selling HIV testing kits to Africa In reality, it's just a bunch of lollipop sticks with ""Yes"" written on the side of them."

"Did you recently date Taylor Swift, only to be dumped and have a song written about you? You may be entitled to compensation. Call now."

"Black Jews Whats the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven"

"Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting. ""A lemon tree, Watson""."