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Joke of the Day
"What do STDs and jokes have in common? They're both easily spread."
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"A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated. It was called the EU referendum."
"Once I saved 10 kittens from a burning building and yes all the people died but look how cute they are"
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall... The one fish turns to the other and says ""Damn""."
"My son told me all females have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to Walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts."
"A blind man walks into a store... he then starts knocking things off the shelves. An employee asks; - ""Is there anything I can help you with?"" - ""No thanks, I'm just looking around."""
"My sister dropped her daughter at a nightclub last night. She said the drinking and dancing brought the labor on."
"a squirrel buries a nut in my backyard. I think im going to dig it up & replace it with a grilled cheese sandwich, blow its freaking mind!"
"A mother bear defending her cubs but it's me defending the fresh pan of bacon from other hotel guests at the breakfast buffet."
"[drops capsule in woman's drink] Maybe when that's finished, we can get out of here? [green sponge dinosaur grows out of glass] Ready to go?"