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Joke of the Day

"Jesus: saw that facebook event ""last supper""... looks good but whys it called the ""last supper"" ? Judas: oh.. No reason really"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"If future me us reading this some how, please reply ASAP Need help with my life"

"Me? Yes, of course I have feelings! Last Sunday, for example, I dropped a piece of bacon on the floor. I just stared and cried for 18 mins"

"If Wile E. Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed."

"What is Batman's Japanese emergency number? 7777-Batman"

"Whats the leading cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"

"What do Indians live in? Poverty. :("

"I don't have black, Mexican, or Asian friends... But some of my friends are a bit more shady than others."

"How long should you microwave fish for? Tuna half minutes."