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Joke of the Day

"It's okay to laugh during sex, just don't point."

"""Love me do"" was written by John Lennon... After he got a really nice haircut"

"What is that thing on top of a helicopter? A fan. The moment the thing is turned off, the people inside start sweating."

"A pretty face gets old, a nice body changes, but a good woman will always be a good woman."

"Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the lift."

"The US government is taking Samsung to court. They're being charged with a fault in battery."

"What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself? Clearly not this one!"

"Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener."

"Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane."

"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."