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Joke of the Day

"What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord? Two flutists playing in unison."

"What do you call a seven course Irish meal? A 6-pack and a potato."

"Never eat bear steaks... they're too gristly. (grizzly if you didn't get it)"

"Customer: Waiter there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."

"I take a Viagra every night... It stops me from rolling out of bed."

"Online shopping. My wife was complaining that i shop too much online and that i had to send some shit back where it came from. So i have sent her back to Thailand."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being out standing in his field."

"What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They drive real slow in the school zones."

"Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way."

"Want to hear a joke? Pussy."