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Joke of the Day

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... Suddenly she realises that some asshole has her pen."

"I wrote your name in the snow You should recognize it. It was your mom's handwriting."

"Couldn't finish my plate of breakfast nachos, so now I'm furiously searching WebMD for what ails me."

"What do you call a fat doctor? Fat with a P.H.D"

"Google would like to use your current location. Allow/Deny? Allow *100 Google employees throw a party at my house*"

"Just smiled at a stranger. So how does this work, will I get a direct deposit in my account?"

"I hope this new health care bill also includes every American's right to a lollipop after leaving the doctor."

"What did Hitler say when 7 ate 9? NEINNN!!"

"What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun? Recoil"

"Oh my god Becky look at her roast beef sandwich"