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Joke of the Day
"Oh my god Becky look at her roast beef sandwich"
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"Her love makes my world go round."
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"Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names."
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"What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns? Go for the juggler."
"How does a queen get around her kingdom? She gets throne."