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Joke of the Day
"What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun? Recoil"
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"What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him? He got him diss barred."
"What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments? Violint"
"Anyone hear the one.. Anyone hear the one about the messy bed? Yeah, I made it up."
"I dated a woman once. Most confusing twenty minutes of my life."
"Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team? Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."
"According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a stick? I don't have a stick up my ass!"
"The DJ just asked me ""How low can you go..."" So I slept with his wife and took custody of his kids."
"A very British joke: I went to a class to learn how to make the perfect cup of tea It was a steep learning curve"