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Joke of the Day

"I have a Mexican friend from the United States... He said he was Juan of US."

"Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat."

"Adele is an amazing singer. The problem is, when one of her songs comes on, everyone else thinks they are, too"

"What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best? a Norsissist."

"I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to."

"What starts with ""F"" and ends with ""UCK""? ""Firetruck"" ...What were you thinking? What starts with ""P"" and ends with ""ORN""? ""Popcorn"" ..What were you thinking?"

"Her: Couldn't you have picked a better record to beat? Me: *covered in 13,000 bees* There's no way this can end badly, Susan."

"There was a half black, half Asian kid in my school. What did some kids call him? A ""Chigga"" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)"

"My friend said he doesn't like pun jokes so I told him ten of my favorite puns to see how many would make him laugh But no pun in ten did."

"Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?"