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Joke of the Day
"I hear Sisyphus was a musical genius The original master of rock and roll!"
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"An unconvincing lie on a resume I good English speak."
"My teacher told me to turn in my essay, But I ain't no snitch"
"Three old guys are out walking... Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"
"My boss has stopped letting me leave early for my son's Little League games ever since he learned he's in his second year of college."
"I bet hell is full of morning people and obsessive compulsive facebook pokers."
"What did the fish thief say to the cops when he turned himself in? I gillt was killing me."
"What's worse than beating a dead horse? Shooting a live gorilla"
"What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder. One more...what's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. I'm so sorry"
"How do you make 30 senior citizens swear? Shout ""Bingo!"" before them"